“strap on” backwards is “no parts” hows that for a coincidental irony
Moral of this story is don’t do nice shit for people who don’t appreciate you. Even if it is your parents. Don’t let people use you to try and please them. Today is a beautiful day, and I’m not going to let people upset me because they’re selfish. I’m just going to look forward to going home tonight and spending time with my boyfriend.